ATTENTION: COST TO SERVICES
Dear Members of Casa Eldridge,
As of late it has come to the attention of management that membership and invited guests are increasingly unaware of the high cost of Casa Eldridge amenities. Until this time, membership enjoyment of the services offered at Casa Eldridge has come with minimal skill set required. This has been beneficial to members and their invited guests considering the maximum skilled worker amongst you has an eighth grade education and a preschool sense of entitlement. At this time, you have pushed management to the verge of mental extinction. Given that all of you will require some semblance of mental acuity via management (lest you die trying to fend for yourselves), it is required that management clarify the importance of the inner working dynamic of Casa Eldridge. A fee structure is listed below:
